The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.

I mow my own lawn.

I would be unelectable. I’m an atheist. As we all know, that is something people won’t accept.

I mean, we’ve had all these awful pictures from the prison in Iraq and these sort of memos floating around about justifying torture, all this kind of stuff. And it makes you want to take a shower, you know?

My father didn’t know George W. Bush from Adam.

I’m aware that most people who meet me for the first time think of me in a certain way because of who my father is. That just comes with the territory. But that’s been that way ever since I was a little kid as long as I can remember. I grew up that way.

People who believe they are acting with the mandate of God, who see others who don’t share their beliefs as inferior in the eyes of God, make dangerous leaders. Just ask Osama Bin Laden.

The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What’s his accomplishment? That he’s no longer an obnoxious drunk?

We have three cats. It’s like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

I couldn’t join a party that, frankly, tolerates members who are bigots for one thing, homophobes, racists.